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i'm broke but i'm groovy
Thursday, February 16, 2006 @ 7:05 PM
lessons from the movie derailed
1. Check your wallet before going out of the house.
2. Do not trust a woman with black stockings.
3. When someone introduces herself to you, ask for an ID.
4. Never have an affair, specially with women in black stockings.
5. If you decide to have an affair and screw around, do it in a four or five star hotel at least.
6. And never EVER forget to lock the door.
7. Jennifer Aniston vis a vis Angelina Jolie? Brad knows all too well that the grass is always greener on the other side.
8. If a mugger gets your lover's wallet but not her jewelry, something is wrong.
9. Twenty thousand dollars is a lot of money. Do NOT give it to him.
10. Blackmailers will always want more.
11. Learn French. It sounds hot.
12. If you hire an excon to scare the shit out of someone's ass, insist that he put bullets in the gun.
13. Do not be just one step ahead of the enemy. Be four or five steps ahead, at least.
14. If someone dies and you need to hide the body, make sure the water isn't shallow.
15. Always have someone to corroborate your alibi.
16. Criminals always go back to the scene of the crime. They are creatures of habit.
17. When going against two criminals armed with guns, try bringing something more intimidating than just the base of a lamp.
18. Always fire 5 more shots, just to make sure.
19. It pays to have a nametag on your briefcase.
20. Stakes only look good on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. But yeah, that could work.
Sunday, February 05, 2006 @ 12:48 AM
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